Dating for ugly guys
Like we said, the inner labia are chock-full of nerve endings, think is ugly? Next time you’re feeling self-conscious about a body part, do NOT Google it.
That plucked-chicken look a vulva gets a few weeks after a full Brazilian (or sometimes even a few days after). The Web is overrun with horny 13-year-olds who have unlimited access to porn and limited knowledge of real women.
You know the only place where the vast majority of vulvas do look “perfect” (i.e. It stands to reason, therefore, that guys who watch a ton of porn are more likely to have strong (and wrong) opinions about your labia. ) report on how porn is responsible for the rise in labiaplasty operations. Hey, it’s not the worst thing in the world to hold off on getting naked with a guy until you’re sure he likes you for more than just your genitals.
Some of our best friends have classic “ugly” vaginas. Anecdotally speaking, some of them may enjoy sex a little more because of it.
Every so often we run diagnostic plots like the one here, showing how many messages a sampling of 5,000 women, sorted by attractiveness, received over the last month.
These graphs are adjusted for race, location, age, profile completeness, login activity, and so on—the only meaningful difference between the people plotted is their looks.
The “beautiful” ones have plump outer labia and you can’t see the inner labia poking out from them…but the ugly ones are just like mine, when you can see the inner lips slightly. I hate to think of my ex and future partners being turned off by my vagina, especially as I try to keep it neat by trimming and waxing! And this is why they find “imperfect” genitalia a turn-off — it makes them think the vagina has too much “mileage.” What the double-standard fuck? Sex does not make your labia “grow.” Let’s say that one more time: The size and shape of a woman’s labia has nothing to do with the number of notches on her bedpost. Here are ten things you should know that may help you fight the good fight.
The whole purpose of this blog is to analyze Ok Cupid's data, and without a little bit of objectification that's impossible.
Men will get their turn under the microscope soon enough.
To put a fine point on it: When we began pairing other people of similar looks and profiles, but different message outcomes, this pattern presented itself again and again.
The less-messaged woman was usually considered consistently attractive, while the more-messaged woman often created variation in male opinion. We felt like were on to something, so, being math nerds, we put on sweatpants. Our first result was to compare the standard deviation of a woman's votes to the messages she gets.
Sure, maybe that makes us vulva fascists, too, but we’re just saying is all: Back before people started taking it all off down there, nobody stressed out about their “ugly vagina”, so far as we know. We’re kind of glad that nobody’s adult vulva looks like a little girl’s. Libraries are supposed to be “neat.” Office cubicles are supposed to be “neat.” A lawyer’s side part is supposed to be “neat.” Your labia are not.